About Me

10.21.2011

Hi! I'm Calling to See an Apartment!

I have this conversation at least twice a week.

ME: Hello?

Hi there! I am looking for a one bedroom or a studio.

ME: okay, I have a one bedroom only.

okay, no studios?

ME: No, not right now.

okay, when?

ME: (omg)....not sure really, I do not have any coming up.

okay, so do you have a one bedroom?

ME: (omg....I said that already).....yes, I sure do! Would you like to take a look at it?

Sure! I am not there though, can I come by at 7pm?

ME: uhhhh...just call me. How many people is it for?

6.

ME: (what?????)..ohhh yeah, well we cannot have 6 people in a one bedroom. I'm sorry.

But they are kids! They dont take up space.

ME: (omg)....I'm sorry.

7pm Comes, my phone rings.
Hi! It is me from this morning! The one with the kids? I am here to see the apartment.

ME: